Glenny's Diet Tips
"I can't run early in the morning. When my buns of steel bang together, it sounds like two trash can lids!"
Posted on October 2, 2015 by Glenny's
"I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink as much chocolate milk as my stomach will hold, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear squealing like a monkey."
Posted on September 30, 2015 by Glenny's
"Each serving contains 17 grams of Who Cares, 22 grams of Mind Your Own Business and 54 grams of Shut Up And Let Me Enjoy My Food!"
Posted on September 25, 2015 by Glenny's
Posted on September 22, 2015 by Glenny's
Posted on September 20, 2015 by Glenny's
Posted on September 18, 2015 by Glenny's
"Of course your arteries are clear. For 25 years, I've been adding a drop of drain cleaner to your morning coffee."
Posted on September 9, 2015 by Glenny's
Posted on September 1, 2015 by Glenny's
Posted on August 28, 2015 by Glenny's
"For lunch I had a bottle of root beer, a bag of potato chips and two candy bars. Giving up red meat is easier than I thought!"
Posted on August 25, 2015 by Glenny's
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