The Funny Thing About Chocolate Is…
It’s Monday, and about time for some chocolate humor! A collection of sayings about our favorite bean, amassed by Mr. Cocoa Loco (aka Daniel Worona). Find more chocolate humor at his website here.
1. When no one understands you, chocolate is there.
2. Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
3. I am not overweight. I am chocolate enriched!
4. Life without chocolate is no life at all.
5. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
6. There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
7. Chocolate doesn’t make the world go round, but it sure makes the trip worthwhile.
8. And on the eighth day God created chocolate.
9. The best things in life are chocolate.
10. Save the Earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
Now that you’re whipped into a chocoholic frenzy, have a moist, delicious 100 Calorie Brownie and enjoy the benefits of 7 grams of filling, heart-healthy fiber and 4 grams of muscle-building protein…for only 100 calories!Snack smart, chocoholic friendly…only from Glenny’s.
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